November 2009
56 posts
men.men.men
‘if they can send a man to the moon, why can’t they send them all?’
the evolution of man:
1.tadpole
2.frog
3.prince charming
4.ROYAL PAIN.
learn to fall biatches!!
wheezy.wheezy.wheezy
tis the effect of 4 hours of sleep
is still up on me:(((
1 tag
eyeliner o charcoal pencil???
fine arts girl: nakita mo ba yung eyeliner ko?
fine arts boy: ano yun?
fine arts girl: yung dark na pencil na may takiP??
fine arts boy: ahhh..yun? oo, nakita ko yun kanina.
fine arts girl: tapos? san na?
fine arts boy: ginamit kong charcoal pencil... naubos na kasi yung akin eh..
sobrang cheesy ni chacha:p
chacha bulilit: sad ako
miguel de guzman: bakit naman?
chacha bulilit: dalawang beses lang kita sa isang araw makikita.. pag recess lang at tuwing uwian:((
miguel de guzman: wa'g ka nang malungko chacha..
chacha bulilit: bakit?
miguel de guzmaN: dalawang beses lang naman kitang gustong makasama..
NOW AND FOREVER!
courtesy of facebuko.com
bad eyesight>.
girl 1: ang gwapo niyaaaaaaaa! kawaiiiiiii:))))
girl 2: huh? sure?
girl 1: kitang-kita naman ah..
girl 2: di kaya! di ko pa suot eyeglasses ko.. wait lang..
gosh naman!!!
kalbo:)))) [no offense sa mga kalbo]
clark: bakit raw hindi dapat sumama ang mga kalbo sa mga matataba..
me: bakit?
clark: kasi baka pagkamalan silang BOWLING SET!!
: ))))))
worst pinoy pick-up lines
he: pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
she: ano?! pano yun?
he: TYPE kasi kita eh...
he: magaling ka sa puzzles ano?
she: huh? siguro... bakit?
he: kasisimula lang ng araw ko, nabuo mo na.
he: simula ngayon, T na ang tawag ko sayo.
she: bakit? di ko naman yan pangalan ah..
he: para i'm always right next to U.
he: san mo gustong magpakasal?
she: ewan ko.. wala pa akong plano eh.. bakit?
he: ah talaga? kasi ako gusto ko.. sa tabi mo.
"ako ay isang exam. Kaya sagutin mo na ako."
"mahilig ka ba sa asukal? ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo eh!"
"i'm a bee, so can you be my honey?"
: )) pinoy's gotten cheesy!
love of my life:)))
hot boyfriend talking to his girlfriend about his real identity whom he just found out!!
he: sooo.. my mom's french and my dad's british. so what am i?
she: the LOVE OF MY LIFE.
sobrang cheesy!: ))))
i know the truth:D
AnaK: Mom i know the truth
Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!!
Anak: Dad i know the truth
Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo
Anak: (ok pa ito… subukan ko nga sa katulong) Inday i know the truth!!!
Inday: SA WAKAS!!! YAKAPIN MO AKO ANAK!!!
Before marriage
BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
Read from the bottom going up
Party sa Manila Bay (Party in the USA)
planetichigatsu:
by: JP
(to the tune of Party in the USA)
I hopped off the boat at Manila Bay
With my bayong and tsinelas
Welcome to the boulevard called Roxas
Whoa! Bakit amoy Payatas?
Jumped in the jeep
Barya lang sa umaga
Look to my right
Nakita ko ang Luneta
I am getting so hungry
All the food seem so dirty
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick
Sobrang pressure and I’m...
Listen
“If you want to see the rainbow, you have to get through the rain…”
– anonymous
